thepirateandtheprincess:

• Le Fou trying to spell Gaston - G-A-S-T-i think there’s another T but it’s occurred to me I’m illiterate and have never attempted to spell it before wow this is hard 
  
• Belle turning down Gaston’s dinner invite and he’s like “Oh, you’re busy” and Belle just says “No” like bitch apply cold water to your burn.
  
• Cogsworth’s wife turning up at the end and him wishing he could turn back into a clock
  
• Beast’s “makeover” to impress Belle- that makeup though 
  
• “Have you thought about growing a beard” and that grOWL AFTERWARDS
  
• Ewan McGregor and his terrible French accent
  
• Beast literally taking Belle doWN with that big ass snowball 
  
• HAHA WHAT WEST WING THERE IS NO WEST WING WE’RE GOING TO THE EAST WING OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE ONLY WING 
  
• Those three women that keep pining over Gaston turn up and Le Fou leans in and stage whispers “Never gonna happen” 
• Those three dudes getting Schuyler sister makeovers and the third one owning it
  
• Everyone forgetting about Gaston at the end like did his corpse disappear or is it laying on the grounds somewhere and everyone just left him to rot
  
• Le Fou trying to comfort Gaston by telling him to think back to the war where he killed all those dudes
• Maurice: Hey look a nice meal thank you kind person. Maurice: A FUCKING TALKING CUP WHAT AM I HIGH I’M LEAVING GOODBYE
  
• Le Fou being concerned that the castle has ghosts when a literal beast lives in it
  
• The Beast giving Belle a library just to prove she has horrible taste in literature
• “Have you read all of these books???” “No, some of them are in Greek” and Belle being all “Was that a joke are you trying to joke omg”
  
• Gaston being French and having no clue what Je Ne Sais Quoi means
  
• Gaston complimenting himself in the mirror like “you are the most beautiful I’m not done with you yet”
  
• MR POTTS AND MRS POTTS AT THE END THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG
  
• Disney actually acknowledging that not all relationships are between one white male and one white female like there’s love all over the place in this movie BLESS